Weed eater not up to speed

I seem to have the worst time with weed eaters, it seems that every year it is the same thing, I take the thing out of the shed and it won’t work. I have bought so many of these things that I really am tired of it all. I’ve bought them from friends, family members, yard sales, flea markets, thrift stores and did purchas a few here and there brand new. Just last week I went to the shed and got my latest weed eater out, went to start it and nothing, nada, zero, zip and the big 0, and nothing that I did helped the least, man I was pissed, went inside and hollered my frustrations out at the wife, got a cold glass of iced tea and a smoke and then listened to the wife about going on-line this year and do some comparison shopping before purchasing a new one that our yard so desperately needs.

I did go on-line and spent some time looking around and found that Wal-Mart once again has the better price, no surprise there these days. So the wife and I drove on down to the local store and purchased  the one that I wanted, it wasn’t the cheapest one that they sell, but a few notches up the price ladder a bit. We got it home, tried to start it and nothing and after 20 minutes of fiddling with the stupid thing I gave up on it and asked the wife to take it back and exchange for a new one, which she did the next day. Well long story short, that one will not start and it is now sitting on the back porch, box and all awaiting for the next trip to Wally World. They say the third time is a charm, we shall see about that, if the next one doesn’t work I guess I will have to pay more money to find a decent weed eater that will work.