Drinking and not driving

Just got a phone call from a buddy who had gone out with some friends and neighbors to look at some furniture and then proceeded to do some serious drinking before bringing him home safe and sound. I could tell he had been drinking by the time he got the first sentence out of his mouth and I told him as much, which surprised him, why people think that other people can’t tell when they have been drinking I’ll never understand.

I’m just glad that he is home and not behind the wheel, I told him to eat something and then hit the sack and be ready for the next morning’s hangover.