Doctor’s appointment today

Had an appointment today with my doctor, was there for a good while, they always leave you waiting in the examination room for too long, I get inpatient and start looking around, in the drawers and cabinets, anything that will make the time go faster.

He says that a man my age need to start thinking about his prostrate, which sent me right through the roof, I’ve seen and heard too much to want to go there at this time. And just the thought of the doctor putting on that rubber glove and hearing it do it’s famous SNAP is just too much to bare.

The wife was planning on going with me today for the appointment but could not get away from work, so while preparing dinner this evening she started the interrogation of the visit, trying so hard to get every piece of information of what was said and what was done, and what needs to get done. I try hard to remember it all because I know that she will be asking, but this old man isn’t much for remembering stuff like that so well, and in infuriates her to the point of know return at times. I managed to relay enough to her tonight though and of course she wasn’t happy to hear of the doctor’s concerns and the way that I handled the situation, I’m not surprised.

After dinner she went straight onto the computer and got on-line and asked me to look over a site that she had up on the screen, it turned out to be the web-site for www.Oxypowder.com which is the very well known Colon Cleansing product that we see on television and in magazines I suspect.

She was trying to convince me to order their colon cleansing product, swearing that it would be good for me, and how it would make me feel so much better in several areas. She sounded like a Oxypowder salesperson the way she was going on about how it helps back aches, mood swings, foul breath, body odor, week immune systems and appetites and on and on and on. I informed her that I knew that she had well intentions and how I appreciated it, really I do, but I had had enough talk for the day about my colon, that I would think about it, and maybe she should order some that we both could reap the benefits together.

I did have to chuckle at the pictures that were coming up while checking out their web-site: