Political Jokes

An old friend of mine with whom I’ve shared many a laugh with recently called me at two in the morning just to tell me a joke he’d heard. He said he had to tell me then because he wouldn’t remember it in the morning! Anyway, it did in fact, make me laugh. So I’ll give my rendition of the joke and hope I get it halfway right.

Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton and John McCain were taking the same flight to a campaign stop on a rather small aircraft when Barack looked over at Hilary and chuckled a bit saying, “You know, I could throw a hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy”! Hilary upon hearing this, just smiled and replied, ” And I could throw ten, one hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people very, very happy!” Now John McCain grinned and said, ” and I could throw a hundred ten dollar bills out the window and make a hundred people happy!”

Up front in the cockpit the pilot leaned over to the co-pilot and stated, “those three blowhards back there, I could toss all three of them out the plane and make 156 million people happy!”